slurper
a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!
slurper
somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples
guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
slurper
A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
slurper
Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!
People from Scotland
can slurper
One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
cod slurper
A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.
Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.
Gerber Slurper
When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.
That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.