slurp the turtle
To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!
Slurping Turtle
An extremely slow blowjob.
"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."