Slurrmon

A drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. Usually large sections of the slurrmon are pronounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. Incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. Usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. Also known to occur simply amongst friends.