belmet
Belmet is a cross between a helmet and a bellend.
That Kev is a complete belmet
belmet
Quite simply a cross between a bell end and a helmet.
.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.
Belmet
When someone is both a Bell End and a Helmet the are a Belmet
Look at that tosser in his muscle vest and his nipples on show,,,, what a complete Belmet
Belmet
A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren
School kid 1: Belmets hungry
School kid 2: better stay away from the cave
School kid 2: better stay away from the cave
Belmet
A Helmet designed for your boob. Usually plural as most people have 2 boobs.
Girl #1: My boobs aren't adequately protected :(
Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)
Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!
Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)
Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!