slutty drunk
(Adj) the state of being so intoxicated you cheat on your significant other, not to be confused with just being a slut. Often times is when an std is aquired.
Bro 1: Dude... my fat girlfriend is back on The Biggest Loser again, I'm getting slutty drunk tonight and giving your sister a Cleveland steamer.
Bro 2: Not cool bro... not cool!
Bro 2: Not cool bro... not cool!