smack a ham
to (masturbate)
"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"
Smack My Hams
A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.
- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."