smackify

to bitch or pimp-slap in such an incomprehensibly angry, dramatic, and painful way that one's dignity is lost forever. All individuals who have been smackified are sent to rebuild pyramids in Egypt, reconstruct broken parts of the Great Wall of China in China, or drink copious amounts of Kool-Aid until the ends of their lives.

When one becomes not unlike a certain IRC lurker:

Gay, obbsessed with Anime, furries and computers in general.

Symptoms of "Smackification" include random outbursts of incoherency, peaked interest in the same sex, and/heavy metal music.

Can be used in both a derrogatory and complimentary way.