smacking the pony
Masturbation
Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
smack the pony
Metaphor for female masturbation.
Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
smack the pony
a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.
rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules
jenna - dude that show rules
smacks the pony
euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.
She smacks the pony right now.
smack the pony
The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
Smack the pony
When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.
Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'