smack the weasel
a euphemism meaning masturbation
I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel
Smacking the Weasel
Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown
I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
Smacking the weasel
A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.
1: Did you do the homework last night?
2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.
1: Wtf?
2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.
1: Wtf?