smalker
a smaller size stalker. A tiny girl that hangs on tall guys or smallish geeky guys that go after the hot babes.
Watch out! The new girl is a smalker.
You don't want to be Prom Queen, they get all the smalkers!
You don't want to be Prom Queen, they get all the smalkers!
tall smalker
you're at a party and everybodys really cool and small talking so you're trying to adapt to them but it turns out weird because you're out of practice
"hey, long time no see. what have you been up to?"
"I - I been thinking about how to connect to people. Even though I - I havent been myself really and life right now is just so confusing. I - I really want to dance and enjoy myself. you know. and I - I want to be less distanced but - eheh - its like my computer caught a bug?
(turns to friend): "beware, she's a tall smalker."
"I - I been thinking about how to connect to people. Even though I - I havent been myself really and life right now is just so confusing. I - I really want to dance and enjoy myself. you know. and I - I want to be less distanced but - eheh - its like my computer caught a bug?
(turns to friend): "beware, she's a tall smalker."