smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

Ethical, good-natured creature.

in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.

1: Useless redundant, cruft, oftentimes associated with govermental bureaucracy, ISO audits, or layers of societal detritus which offer no benefit other than perpertuating their own idealogical interests.
2: Static Member Argument; reference the C++ programming language.

A smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of various ratios of Smirnoff vodka and ABC Cream Soda. A "smarge straight up" is the classic 1:1 mixture.

Function: noun
a small coffee served in a large cup; small + large = smarge

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.