smarm music
The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.
Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?
Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!
Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!