smartard
noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard
an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
Smartarded
When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
Smartard
A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
Smartarded
A person who has great knowledge of useless information
That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election
Smartarded
Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.
Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!
Smartard
Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?
Shut the fuck up, smartard.
Shut the fuck up, smartard.