Smart Dick
is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.
Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"
Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"
Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"
Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"
Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"
Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
dick smart
One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.
That girl looks like she would be dick smart.