Smartin

One who worships animals and bestiality and the like. Getting caught for bestiality in school.

Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).