Smash Bag
what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
Smash Bag
A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date
Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.
Smash bag
A condom
The smash bags were too big for my johnson.
Smashed Bag of Assholes
1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Smashing the bag
When a bag needs a new cunt.
Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
paper bag smash
Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.
She's a paper bag smash.
Smash bag
Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson