smashed ass
An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.
Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.
Your mom looks like smashed ass.
Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.
Your mom looks like smashed ass.
smashing asses
To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.
What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.
Bag of Smashed Ass
n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
Smash Ass
The art of sitting on your ass when you are suppose to be working.
The crew did not get anything done on shift last night but smash ass.
bag of smashed asses
some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
Big Bag of Smashed Ass
A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.
When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!
Smash face ass
A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.
Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.