Smashed Rat
When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.
smashed rat
When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window
That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time
smashed rat
Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.
i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat
smashed rat
When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.
Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.
smash that rat
pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.
smash that rat
smash the rat
to do cocaine by snorting a line
Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke
Mike: No, I don't do coke