Smash Hos
Noun, plural, slang.
Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.
Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.
Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.
Captain Smash-A-Ho
The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.
Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets