Smashin' Ass
A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing
This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself
smashin' ass
Sitting around, doing nothing
Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."
ass smashin poop jockey
A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey