smash pig
A fuck pig, slam pig, a person with whom you would have sex with but never have a relationship with otherwise.
Naw I got nothing going on I'll just go hit up one of my smash pigs.
smashing the pig
To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined