Smashio
shortened version of "Smashing image only"
When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
Joe: Damn bro, alexa.mama4 is a solid 10/10. I would really smashio this girl!
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.
Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.
Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
El Smashio
The alter ego that emerges when you have tipped over your limit of alcohol consumption.
El Smashio came out when I took that last Tequila shot.