Smashmatic 4000

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

俚语	smashmatic 4000
释义	Smashmatic 4000 A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000. Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!? Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt. Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too! Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing. Redneck 1: ::turns away::
随便看	chewing air chewing asbestos chewing a toffee chewing a wasp chewing bark chewing bone chewing bread chewing cloth chewing creature chewing cum chewing ear chewing eminems chewing gum chewing gum chain chewing gum for the eyes chewing gum knickers chewing gum pop chewing gum with your mouth open chewing her chicken chewing her gum chewing his face off chewing ice chewing it chewing juice chewing like stupid