smc
Suck my clit/cunt
Dude says, "Will you suck my dick?"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"
smc
suck my cock
girl: what do you want?
boy: smc baby
boy: smc baby
smc
Yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, 'smc' means 'suck my cock'.
<xXx_em0-pixie_xXx> ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit HIV an my kitty-cat Spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green Ford Fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo shit :(
<the_dude> smc
<the_dude> smc
smc
suck my cock
umm.. would u smc?
smc
smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.
Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!
(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
smc
Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.
Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)
smc
the redneck town that is st marys county, md. where everyone is related and there is nothing to do but get drunk.
"i married my sister and want to celebrate, good thing we live in smc."