smeagle
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
smeagle
The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.
wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle
smeagle
The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.
Dude your sister smeagled me last night.
smeagle
Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.
"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"
smeagle
A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
Smeagling
To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
Smeagled
1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.
I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.
Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!
Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!