smeckler
The one word ranking higher than the prase "douche bag." The true definition is one who is a smeckle (cock), but it is more commonly used such as: "That guy is such a smeckler..." Its really just a great word to replace the tired phase, "douche bag."
Damn that guy is the such a smeckler, yea the master smeckler... Dude what a smeckler... Dont be such a smeckler...