Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.

slang for generally awesome

A Smeet is slang for a small penis/dick so if someone says you have a smeet it don't mean your awesome or cool they saying u have a small dick.

The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.

stupid, idiot, weirdo but cute sometimes

The act of sending messages as an adult man to young boys (preferably just underage) hoping to attain their attention. The person sending the messages is usually regarded as a person of power.