smeg
a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.
You smeg head
That's smegging horrible
That's smegging horrible
smeg
An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.
Rimmer is such a smeg-head
smeg off
this really smegging sucks
smeg off
this really smegging sucks
smeg
"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin
ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg
smeg
There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
smeg off you smegging smeghead
smeg
Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins
Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet
smeg
cock cheese
fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode
smeg
smelly knob cheese
damn biatch... you got bad smeg!