Smeggle
A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.
Person 1: Hello, are you ok?
Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.
Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.
Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.
Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.
smeggles
An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.
"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."
smeggle
One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon.
That man is a smeggle.
smeggle
A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.
"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"
smeggle
When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing
Jonny you down to smeggle later?