smegitis
when smeg gets in your eye and forms curdled conjunctivitis like symptoms
person 1: dude, whats that in your eye?
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis