Smegment
A segment of smeg.
Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.
Smegment
a portmanteau of segment and smidgen used to describe a small amount.
A small smegment of the earths population need a $53,000 dollar Mac Pro.