smegmificent
Closely related to the two words smegma and magnificent, smegmificent is an adjective describing something that is related to, or characterized by, smegma. When one uses the word smegmificent, he is not necessarily referring to smegma in the classical hygenic sense, but could possibly also mean any annoying or disgusting object.
Dan: Look at this wet sock that I dropped on the filthy, disgusting, unsanitary basement floor.
Steve: Gosh, it's got all kinds of smegma and crapola on it.
Dan: Yeah, it's pretty smegmificent.
Steve: Gosh, it's got all kinds of smegma and crapola on it.
Dan: Yeah, it's pretty smegmificent.