smegmung
The Parmesan substance that one finds underneath the foreskin of a long deceased old man.
Dude A: I forgot to brush my teeth last night...
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo