smelf
When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.
Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
smelf
(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.
smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.
(smell + self)
smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.
(smell + self)
I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.
I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.
I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.
smelf
1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra
Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.
Smelf
A smelly elf.
Oh damn that's a real smelf.
Smelf
Mike Kohl.....
Why do you smell so bad? It's cuz im a smelf ;P
Smelf
A smelly elf.
That smelf stinks.
Smelf-Awareness
The awareness of one’s personal body odor.
Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”