smelfy
Another term for "cool", "awesome", or "unique"; Started by some crazy people in Nebraska.
"Let me tell you, that book was uber smelfy!"
"That urban dictionary site has the smelfiest definitions!"
"That urban dictionary site has the smelfiest definitions!"
Smelfie
When you smell yourself.
Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."
smelfie
A selfie you take while pooping.
Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."
Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."
Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."
Smelfie
The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.
Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.
Smelfie
When you take a selfie while you are forcing out a large poop just to see how cool you look
I'm going to set my smelfie as my profile picture just so people know I'm not messing around.
Smelfie
The act of taking a selfie photograph with your phone while sitting on the toilet and discharging feces from your body.
Today I was at Home Depot and had to document said experience with a smelfie. #smelfie
smelfie
A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.
David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie