Smells like cum!
When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.
*FART*
Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"
Jesus "So" *blush**blush*
Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"
Jesus "So" *blush**blush*
you smell like dad cum
When you can't think of a come back really quick
Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum