smergish
Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.
"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.