smerting
Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.
Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.
smerting
Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.
Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
smert
the ironic form of smart; dumb
That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
Smert
When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.
Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.
Us (later) : smert
Us (later) : smert
smert
cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis
I very smert.
Smert
Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.
I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
smert
aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart
When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't