SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

Smiff

A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."

Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

Smiff

(verb) To out think or out do.

When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'

俚语	smiff
释义	SMIFF An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face. A variation of FML. Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance. First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week" Second Person: "Wow, That's rough" First Person: "I know just SMIFF" or There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF SMIFF SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP. It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops. "Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about" "He is the biggest SMIFF I know" smiff How some people say smith. yo what college are you going to? Johnson C. Smiff Smiff To out think or out do. I totally smiffed him during the debate. Smiff A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy. "Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed." "Smiff..." Smiff A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes"; "Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith". Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people. "<friend> is such a Smiff". Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>? Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.." Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!" Smiff (verb) To out think or out do. When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'
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