Smiley Face Gang
A gang of people who have a smiley face drawn on their LEFT hand. These passive aggressive fucks will fuck you up. You accidentally dial the wrong number and they answer? Expect lactose in your smoothie tomorrow. You look at them the wrong way? They will take your news paper. Do not mess with them.
Damn, did you hear? Josh got targeted by the Smiley Face Gang. He also keeps telling me his newspaper never shows up.