Smirf
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
Smirf
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
Smirf
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
Smirf
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
SMIRF
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
smirf sex
when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.
GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.
MAN: You found the right guy.
MAN: You found the right guy.
choke a smirf
When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.
Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf