Smithville

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.

Smithville, Texas...
A shitty-ass town filled with white trash and rednecks. The only cool thing about this town is that it has had a few big films shot in it. THAT'S ALL.

Everyone knows everyone. There's nothing to do here except go to Church, eat at "Pockets", or walk around the cute, little, streets filled with ancient historical houses. The schools suck, and their football team shouldn't exist.

Oh, and if you plan on finding a Walmart, good luck!

Smithville is a town with a Timmies. Well that Tim's is now overrun with Pakis. You walk in there and all you can smell is the curry, and all you hear is "Allahu Akbar". That's it. Like holy shit, speak english for petes sakes.

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.

A small town in central Tennessee which represents the worst of the redneck stereotype, where most of the population uses dip to extremes, plenty of meth charges, high murder rate per capita, and trucks.