smmfh
More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.
IM conversation:
Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...
Smmfh
Shaking my motha fuckin head.
Example: Friend: The Outback App wouldn't gimme credit for my visit there 2 months ago.
You: smmfh... that's fucked up.
You: smmfh... that's fucked up.
SMMFH
Shaking My Motherfucking Head
Horny Teen 1:Yo I heard your sister was sucking dick.
Cocksucker's Brother:Again!!!!(runs off)
Horny Tenn 2:SMMFH
Cocksucker's Brother:Again!!!!(runs off)
Horny Tenn 2:SMMFH
SMMFH@U
shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.
Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...
SMMFH@U.
SMMFH@U.