SMOC
Small Man On Campus. A person who sucks at everything.
Guy 1: "Dude, Phil has no friends."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a SMOC."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's such a SMOC."
SMOC
Smoking Moment of Clarity
When a smoker realises something while taking a break to smoke a cigarette.
Contemplation and clear thinking when smoking a cigarette.
When a smoker realises something while taking a break to smoke a cigarette.
Contemplation and clear thinking when smoking a cigarette.
I just had a SMOC and decided to quit my job
SMOC
Social Media Of Choice
Facebook is my parent's SMOC and they tell me the UN is going to invade soon!
SMOC
Suck me off cunt
You can pretty much SMOC
SMOC
Suck Me Off Cunt
Used in a public area around juniors.
Dave: Hey Timmy, I just won free tickets!
Timmy: Like I care, SMOC!
Dave: Hey Timmy, I just won free tickets!
Timmy: Like I care, SMOC!
SMOC
Single Mother, Only Child - a man who's single mother has coddled him to the point of permanent weakness resulting in a constant state of hidden worry and endless complaining.
Her boyfriend is a total SMOC, all he does is get drunk and complain about things like how escalators are poorly positioned at sporting events.