smog whisperer
someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.
girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?