Smoking Dick
A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Smoking Dick
To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid
Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it
Smoking Dick
now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.
that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.
Smoking Dick
To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.
"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
Smoking Dick
(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.
Smoking dick
When someone says somethings stupid
"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."
"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
Smoke Dick
When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
She will smoke dick for a twenty piece