Smoky Mountain
Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.
Person A: "Where's Joe?"
Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.
Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.
Smoky Mountain Fountain
(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
Smoky mountain high school
The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.
Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?
Westgate smoky mountain resort
Hell
dude, im going to hell today
oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?
yea
oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?
yea
smoky mountain giraffe
A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe