Smollest
Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.
Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.
Smollested
To beat yourself up so bad you create a nationwide controversy just to cover it up.
"Jussie was out of conTROL last night...he said he was going deep into MAGA country to prove a non-existent point. Failed. MF'er came back smollested."