Smoobucha
Pouring smoothie into someone's butthole and letting it ferment. The cold feeling and the slight buzz is what really gets 'em.
"I really just want to get a smoobucha with Jerod... if you know what I mean"
Smoobucha
Getting a blow job after a long night and ejaculating bodily fluids with the alcohol content equal to that of kombucha, subsequently getting your partner drunk.
I got so smashed last night I accidentally smoobucha'd Sarah.