Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.